I’m a contract killer who slays his victims with words (and music).
In a good way, of course.
Stories that Sell and Jingles that Stick (a Short Bio)
Last year I published my first book—Love Songs and Suicide: A Travel Memoir, Romance, and Tragic Musical Comedy.
It’s the book with a soundtrack! See—
As you might guess I’m a songwriter.
And recently, a jingle I wrote generated strong interest from an insurance company that shall remain nameless.
Hint—it rhymes with “regressive.”
Release date is TBD.
I’m also collaborating on a musical project with two social media influencers, one of whom is the brother of Kim Kardashian’s best friend (or something ridiculous like that).
Jingle below (special cameo at the end) —
Academic Editor, Copywriter, and Assassin
Since 2020 I’ve been a part-time grammatical firefighter, extinguishing “dumpster fire” essays for undergrads and graduate students.
As a copywriter, although I’ve helped thousands of businesses succeed online, including some major corporations and franchise owners, I never quite reached my potential due to mental health issues.
But I’m totally stable now, engaged in therapy, and eager to showcase my skills as a verbal and musical mercenary.
The Pitch
Okay, it isn’t really a pitch.
But I’d love it if you spent a few minutes browsing my portfolio and website to assess my work for yourself.
Thank you for your time and have a harmonious day.
R. Ross Horton is a writer, editor, and musician based in Palm Coast, FL. Last year he published his first book, Love Songs and Suicide: A Travel Memoir, Romance, and Tragic Musical Comedy. At Lovesong.blog, Ross strives to help people find harmony in a chaotic world. Visit this website’s about page to learn more.